Welcome to MissTaken Energy — a chaotic corner of the internet where delusions are dreams with better branding, and singlehood isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle.

Part-time landlord, full-time delulu expert, and unofficial stand-up comic in my own head. I write bits, love like a nympho, and overthink with Olympic-level discipline.

If you’ve ever outgrown spaces, people, or expectations — and still kept your sense of humor — congrats. You belong here.

Explore the following sections:

Fleeting Fancies
Real-life chaos and delulu moments — because real life is way too wild to be fiction.

Date Me, I Rent Free
Landlord shenanigans with hot tenants, awkward encounters, and me trying to keep it together while collecting rent (and not falling in love).

Dreamcatcher
A glimpse inside my subconscious— dreamscape editions of unresolved desires, wild symbolism, and questionabe bedtime visions.

Life Spirals
Where I spiral so you don’t have to. Emotional whiplash, irrational texts, divine interventions, and passive-aggressive roastings all get filed here. Sometimes I heal. Sometimes I haunt. Always with receipts.